For reasons that are still unclear to me, Mr. Right-Click worked out some kind of undisclosed trade deal with an acclaimed painter to create a representation of our goddamn cat-coons. Only in Los Angeles would this happen, people. Only in Los Angeles, and only with a dirty rotten cat lover for a husband.
Not everybody knows that, before we were married, Mr. Right-Click’s online moniker was The Dirty Rotten Cat Lover. This is because my husband is a dirty rotten cat lover and if you know a dirty rotten cat lover, then I don’t care what they’ve told you: they are just not like the rest of us. […]
3.25 years in, the mysteries of language acquisition continue to be most fascinating aspects of parenting to me. Which, really isn’t all that surprising, I suppose, when you consider who I am, and what I’ve spent most of my life doing, in one form or another. This past weekend, we went up the coast to […]
This past weekend we went to San Diego (pronounced San Dee Yo-Go) on the train. We went to the San Diego Zoo, which is disputably the best zoo in the entire world. Not to be confused with The Los Angeles Zoo, which indisputably is the worst zoo in the entire world. Interesting, because both cities […]
Ever since Mini turned three, everything is “poopy” this and “poopy” that. It was probably a little before he turned three, actually, that this fascination with talking about poop took hold, but I didn’t actually mention it in front of Mini’s teacher until the other day. “If you don’t stop climbing on me, little man, […]
It will be four years ago this June that Mr. Right Click and I got married. We were living in a loft apartment in Santa Monica, and we had three cats and a dog. We had a wedding website, and this was before everybody had wedding websites. But I didn’t get a free website, or […]
Mr. Right-Click has become convinced that Billy Joel is following him on Lala. “Billy Joel? The Piano Man?” I said. Because — and this is not a knock on Mr. Right-Click’s taste in music, either — I just find it hard to believe that Billy Joel would go to Mr. Right-Click for guidance in his […]
Today, List Monday becomes List Sunday And Monday as Mr. Right-Click continues his annual tradition of guest-posting on Valentine’s Day. And yes, this year, he has almost 5000 words, with footnotes. Enjoy! Sometimes when Mini is finally down (we can tell because when we check the portable night vision video monitor his eyes are no […]
Go Gaga Show, Mah! Go Gaga Show!
The grilled cheese and sippy cup are all a part of his mystique.