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Field Trips, Good(?) News, And Messing With My Head Stuff

Mini went on his first field trip today. I accompanied him, thinking they would need extra help. Turns out I was wrong, since there were about 20 kids and 17 parents. This is undoubtedly reflective of the socioeconomics of Mini’s preschool, but nevertheless it was kind of heartwarming. Everybody wanted to be there, and Mr. […]

It Just Starts So Damn Early, Far Earlier Than We Ever Could Have Anticipated

“Knock knock.”“Who’s there?”“Goldfish.”“Goldfish who?”“Goldfish in your buttocks!” “Knock knock.”“Who’s there?”“Light bulb.”“Light bulb who?”“Light bulb inside your buttocks! “Knock knock.”“Who’s there?”“Car!”“Car who?”“Car . . . inside your poopy buttocks toilet!”“Mini, I’m not sure that you are . . .”“NO! NO! MAMA DON’T SAY THOSE WORDS!“I just wanted to suggest that perhaps the concept of the knock-knock […]