Sob from your front-row seat at the Kodak Theater, thereby underscoring your love for your far more successful spouse. Admit candidly to the Access Hollywood camera that yes, this might just be the most beautiful she has ever looked, right here tonight. Protest early and often what a treat it is to be involved with […]
Yesterday I decided to drive around Hollywood and pretend like I was a tourist, snapping pictures of some of the many things over there that have caught my eye over the years. People say “Hollywood” when they want to talk about Los Angeles or the movie industry, but there really is a Hollywood proper, and […]
Dude was not sparkling at all. Big let down.
A tale of (conjectured) deceit and deception from the hotbed of human frailty that is spinning class.
It has become a tradition in recent months for celebrities to autograph the bathroom wall at my eyebrow waxing salon. Astonishingly enough, the staff at Damone Roberts has neglected to invite me to participate in this ritual as of yet, but then my brand of “celebrity” probably plays better in more bookish cities. Also, they […]
“There’s a movie in there somewhere.” “There’s a movie in there somewhere.” “There’s a movie in there . . . somewhere.” There are people in Los Angeles–particularly in the general Hollywood/WeHo/Fairfax/Beachwood Canyon areas–who are peculiarly fond of identifying hypothetical movie story lines. Please note that these are not people who actually make movies. They might […]
While I was on my trip last week, I got a couple chances to go out and look around downtown Chicago. I did this by deciding to run outside instead of in the gym, and though it wasn’t very comfortable because of the heat, it was worth it to see Milennium Park, which happens to […]
I had the distinct pleasure of being seated next to a guy at a wedding once who was writing a sequel to The Godfather. The book, that is, not the movie–he was writing a sequel to the trashy novel, originally penned by Mario Puzo, that was then made into a masterpiece by Francis Ford Coppola. […]
Maggie’s post about weight this week was rather timely for me, since when I stepped on the scale Saturday morning, I discovered that I weigh eighteen pounds more than I thought I did. I’m not going to lie to you: I knew I had gained weight, but I had estimated about how much based upon […]
It seems like whenever we have friends or family visiting from the East Coast, they want to eat Mexican food. I guess they just don’t know how to make it out there or something? Or maybe it’s just very expensive? Not sure. But when my sister-in-law and her family came out this weekend, they specifically […]