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Date Zero with Short Asshole; Or, The. Worst. DZ. Ever.

[singlepic=10,440,330,,center] June 3, 2004, 8:00 p.m., The Urth Caffe, West Hollywood. Let me tell you about a dating experience that goes well beyond the usual DZasters to which I have submitted myself of late. First of all, planning anything with ShortAsshole is extremely difficult because he is very busy, you see, “building [his] practice” and […]