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Date Zero with WryConsultant

I wore: AG Jeans (sluttiness +1), a cream-colored macrame/lacy shirt, (sluttiness +1), brown Ralph Lauren mules (-1 sluttiness) with 2 inch heels (+2 sluttiness), NARS blush in Orgasm (sluttiness +1), NARS lipstick in Pigalle (a rose color, sluttiness neutral), Joy perfume (sluttiness neutral). Overall sluttiness factor +4=still minor sluttiness, but moving into mainstream sluttiness ballpark. […]

Date Zero with TVPolitico

I wore: the Mid-June-through-Early-July Date Zero outfit (I promise I will find a new Date Zero outfit soon, because it’s all about the fans for me). New “hollywood” haircut. French manicure, OPI “International Date Line” on toes. Joy perfume. He wore: black collared shirt with t-shirt underneath (a plus), black pin-striped pants (not a plus), […]

Date Zero with TooBlastedPoor

TooBlastedPoor and I met at the Bourgeois Pig, that unfortunate coffee house near my house that has been setting to many a DZaster. I wore the Mid-to-Late-June-and-Now-Carrying-Into-July Date Zero outfit, with the substitution of flip flops for mary janes, and no jacket. OPI Apricotcha Cheatin’ polish on toes, Herve Leger perfume, NARS Pigalle lipstick (a […]

Date Zero with Mr. Rogers

I wore: blue long-sleeved t-shirt (tight–+1 sluttiness), khaki cargo pants (form fitting, very low rise–+2 sluttiness), old skool nike sneakers (-1 sluttiness), hair down (+1 sluttiness), pearl earrings (sluttiness neutral), NARS lipstick in Dolce Vita (a sheer pink–sluttiness neutral), cooler-than-thou Revo sunglasses (sluttiness neutral). Overall sluttiness score: +3, minor bordering on average sluttiness. Mr. Rogers […]

Date Zero with LanternJaw, Part the Second

LanternJaw and I met at–oh, would that I were making this up, my friends–an Indian restaurant called Tantra in Silverlake. I wore the signature Mid-to-Late-June-2004 DZ Outfit (pls cf. DZ with AllBusiness report for description thx), and thus was rocking a Sluttiness Factor of +2, which (thankfully) only registers as minor sluttiness. LanternJaw is a […]