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Who doesn't like a good poop joke? Besides me, I mean?
- Ritual’s Nature Calls Bathroom Deodorizer.
Ritual’s company slogan is “Goodbye Metrosexual. Hello Machosexual.” They claim that two drops of this stuff will eliminate all toilet-related odor issues. So really, it’s the gift that keeps on giving for anyone who shares a bathroom with your younger brother.
- Tube of Glue Toilet Paper Cover. I’m not sure if poop jokesters like toilet paper covers as a rule. It seems a little formal for them. But if the were to go for it, it would probably be this one.
- The Quotable Douchebag: A Treasury of Spectacularly Stupid Remarks
by Margaret McGuire. Featuring quotes from such notable douchebags as John Mayer, Gene Simmons, and Slash, among others.
- Get the Hint sticky notes.
- Big Lebowski action figures. Available are: Jesus and Donny. $28 each.
- What’s Your Poo Telling You? by Anish Sheth and Josh Richman.
In my experience with younger brothers, any excuse to talk about poop is always appreciated.
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