Is your child’s current coloring experience not quite nerdy enough for you? How about adding the chemical names to the colors to make your child even more nervous about his or her impending college application process? Too early to read does not mean too early to succeed, friends.
Honestly, I’m not sure whether I want to applaud these Hem Gem things for their ingenuity or just go with my initial response, which was to be infuriated by them. Here’s the deal, addressing the concern spawned by shows like What Not To Wear and, I guess, the entire Bravo TV network, Hem Gems allow […]
This stuff is like silly putty, except with tons of tiny magnets inside, so when you put a magnet near it, it stretches in weird directions. I’m not really sure what you would use it for, but it’s got to be pretty good for starting conversations.
OK, so these cannot be purchased, so this is kind of a break in the usual Commodity Fetishism style, but I still thought that these Victorian Star Wars portraits were worthy of a mention here. They are the work of Greg Peltz, an animator and illustrator who was inspired to create a wookie with a […]
There’s nothing more embarrassing than forgetting your cocaine vial at home, which is why this cocaine vial necklace is so great. Because now, not only will you never leave home without your stash close to your heart, you can also showcase your ironic hipster sense of humor by putting a silver fly on the top […]
Look. I don’t know. I don’t know, OK? But I will happily — nay, gleefully! — sign off on anything that I’m confident will get all those uptight-masquerading-as-zen yoga people annoyed. So please, somebody who goes to yoga at my gym, please buy this and see what happens? Please?
The first rule of Fight Club Soap is that you don’t talk about it. The second rule is that you don’t use it. The third rule is that if you do use it, you dry it off really quickly so that nobody notices that you used it, and then get out of the guest bathroom […]
This is so totally gross. I need it. My Pet Fat is available in three different sizes to motivate me to stop eating.
The idea behind Le Whif is that you can inhale the chocolatey goodness instead of eating it. I’m actually kind of surprised that the French would come up with something like this, because weren’t they the ones who were telling us a few years back why French women don’t get fat or something? There’s a […]
What’s the only thing worse than clever hipsters? Not clever hipsters. What’s even worse than not clever hipsters? Not clever hipsters with excess disposable income, who use it to buy these pencils and then . . . what? Pass them out to their friends to look clever? I don’t know.