For reasons that are still unclear to me, Mr. Right-Click worked out some kind of undisclosed trade deal with an acclaimed painter to create a representation of our goddamn cat-coons. Only in Los Angeles would this happen, people. Only in Los Angeles, and only with a dirty rotten cat lover for a husband.
Listen: I don’t want this to become a blog about cats, nor do I want to beat you over the head with overwrought literary metaphors. Oh who the hell am I kidding? I love overwrought literary metaphors — how often do I get a chance to work in references to The Aeneid? And cats are […]
Not everybody knows that, before we were married, Mr. Right-Click’s online moniker was The Dirty Rotten Cat Lover. This is because my husband is a dirty rotten cat lover and if you know a dirty rotten cat lover, then I don’t care what they’ve told you: they are just not like the rest of us. […]
“Your readers, right now — they’re bloggers. You need more regular people reading you. You need, like those women at the preschool birthday party. That’s who you need. Get more of the blog readers. Not the blog writers. That’s how you’re going to get to the Next Level.” Periodically we have these kinds of discussions, […]
Before I met Mr. Right-Click, my longest relationship lasted two years, assuming you counted from the beginning of when I met the guy to the last time I ever spoke to him. If you counted actual time spent in the relationship, it was probably more like six months. Normal people spend their youths flitting about […]
It will be four years ago this June that Mr. Right Click and I got married. We were living in a loft apartment in Santa Monica, and we had three cats and a dog. We had a wedding website, and this was before everybody had wedding websites. But I didn’t get a free website, or […]
Mr. Right-Click: Today is like, one of those days you just want to soak in, for when the summer comes. Me: Oh yeah? Mr. Right-Click: yeah, I love this weather! Me: Yeah, it’s nice. Mr. Right-Click: It was a tough day. But you know. I’m fighting. Me: Were you perchance called a “taint-face” today? Because […]
Mr. Right-Click has become convinced that Billy Joel is following him on Lala. “Billy Joel? The Piano Man?” I said. Because — and this is not a knock on Mr. Right-Click’s taste in music, either — I just find it hard to believe that Billy Joel would go to Mr. Right-Click for guidance in his […]
Today, List Monday becomes List Sunday And Monday as Mr. Right-Click continues his annual tradition of guest-posting on Valentine’s Day. And yes, this year, he has almost 5000 words, with footnotes. Enjoy! Sometimes when Mini is finally down (we can tell because when we check the portable night vision video monitor his eyes are no […]
Verizon should be paying me for this product placement.