Not only does "pain quotidien" stand for the best in communal dining and hazelnut spreads, it also means "daily bread" in French. The "pain quotidien" category is a catch-all category for my daily posts that don't fit into any other major category. In "pain quotidien," you might read about my adventures at spinning class, or the latest person to annoy me at the supermarket. Who knows? It's all a grab bag.
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Right. So. First, I had a birthday. Then, I wrote a post about how when you have a birthday on Facebook, all these people start wishing you Happy Birthday, but really all the people in your life who are your friends already know it’s your birthday without Facebook telling them, and I made fun of Facebook Friends. I do that sometimes. It pissed some of you off. Then I confused even more of you. But I promise this is the last of it.
Remember I told you we were getting a new cat? A cat for the cat? Well, he’s here. Except now his name is Wubbzy, not Chum Chum (it was a decision that came down from Management for reasons that are still unclear). Mini stuck with the name-after-a-cartoon-character idea, but he switched shows.
If I have to choose the single most hilarious thing about Wubbzy’s joining the household, it would have to be Edie’s insistence on biting him on the nutsack. Repeatedly. I mean, I’m sure it’s not funny for him. But from where I’m standing it’s fucking hysterical.
How does a cat learn to bite another cat on the nutsack? Is that instinctive? Eventually we will have to get Wubbzy’s nutsack removed, which begs the question: will Edie then default to biting a phantom nutsack? And then, inevitably: if a phantom nutsack is bitten in the forest, and there’s no one around to jumpstart the machinery of dumb, will the hands then just commence to wring themselves?
And what of the ugliness of Wubbzy’s hypothetical future phantom nutsack bitings? Will they remind him of some deeper, previous uglinesses? Will that mean, then, that they have caused him much hurt? Will he be able to repeat his cries over the pain of the inappropriately critical nutsack biting and scream “I AM KITTEN — YAY, SANS NUTSACK TO BITE, / BUT IF YOU CUT ME, DO I NOT BLEED?” and then choose to repeat it, like a mantra?
What am I talking about again? Oh yeah, the cats.
A close second to the nutsack biting (in terms of entertainment, that is) is the fact that, despite the fact that Wubbzy is like one sixth the size of Edie, he is not afraid of her at all. Edie will hard charge him while he’s eating his food and he will not even move an inch, unless it is to look up with maybe one eye, as if to say, “Whadyou got, bitch?” I think before he came to us, it is possible that Wubbzy was an extra on Jersey Shore: Miami (Cats edition). Seriously. This kid is like, doing his GTL before he goes down to hit the feed bowl. And he’s not dealing with any grenades. Check it. Because.
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Whenever I go to New York, I like to take pictures of stores, buildings, and window displays.
I do this in LA sometimes, too. But when you live in a city, you become blind to it. You don’t see things anymore because you see them too much. Sometimes you have to go to a new place to be able to see things again.
You can tell a lot of things about people by how they act when they visit a new city. And if it’s New York, it’s hard not to get caught up in a feeling of better than or less than. I do it myself.
For instance.
I walked by Abercrombie and Fitch on Fifth Avenue the other day, and people were waiting in line to get inside. I’m not a fan of Abercrombie and Fitch to begin with, but I can’t see waiting in line to get into a store that is in most malls everywhere in America when you’re in New York City. In my mind, you go wait in line to do stuff you cannot do when you’re at home. Or see things that you cannot see when you’re at home.
But then, I was talking to somebody who had gone to see the Picasso exhibit at the MOMA while in New York this past weekend. I’ve been to the MoMA before, and I’m not a Picasso fan, so even if going to that particular art museum does qualify for my things-I-cannot-do-while-I-am-at-home rule, going to the MOMA was not my first priority for this trip.
But this person, when I mentioned that some of the store displays I had been taking pictures of had been inspired by Picasso, laughed that kind of half-laugh in that underhanded, dismissive way of the intellectual snob. The kind of dismissive way that might have bothered me years ago, back when the divide between high and low culture really meant something to me, and I needed to prove how cultured I was by doing things like visiting art museums while I was at blogging conferences so that I could then go and talk about them at parties.
But then I thought, who is really the douchebag here?
Am I not doing the same thing to the Abercrombie line-waiters as this guy is doing to me, scoffing at me drooling over Balenciaga displays at Bergdorf Goodman instead of looking at high art at MOMA with the cultural elite? Who is to say what is time well spent? Maybe going to Abercrombie on Fifth Avenue isn’t the same as it is wherever they are from. Maybe the fact that there is a line to get into this Abercrombie, coupled with the promise of something sort of familiar (something that they do have at home) is what appeals to them in the first place?
Maybe douchebaggery is in the eye of the beholder.
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Cigarettes & Green Felt: This is about the time I figured out that adults were mostly full of shit.
Assburger: It's not just a disorder on the autism spectrum: it's also one of your relatives!
On Truth: Sometimes somebody will say something and it hurts your feelings. And then you will write a story about it and your aunt will call it "phenomenal." Everyone else will try to pretend like it never happened.
The Sheer And Unmitigated Power of Bob Mould: Sometimes you spend your formative years obsessed by an unrequited teenage crush, and then one day you realize that person is now an orthopedic surgeon who lives in your neighborhood. It kinda sucks when that happens.
Ben From Madera: For one Halloween, Ben dressed up like a bee, like that kid in the Blind Melon video. That's how I will always remember him.
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