Nothing to see here.
The holy grail of TV sports watching: a leather recliner with a drink cup and a food tray.
I try to show Lady Gaga I want peace by adopting her fashion methodology.
Strip malls. We have a lot of them here.
Go Gaga Show, Mah! Go Gaga Show!
I’ll give you “Not Bookable.”
Dude was not sparkling at all. Big let down.
Once you’ve seen yourself on TV, you are less inclined to overeat.
It has become a tradition in recent months for celebrities to autograph the bathroom wall at my eyebrow waxing salon. Astonishingly enough, the staff at Damone Roberts has neglected to invite me to participate in this ritual as of yet, but then my brand of “celebrity” probably plays better in more bookish cities. Also, they […]
I did not set out to become the John Dillinger of jury service evasion. Upon reflection, I would venture to guess that not even the most hardened of criminals wants to become a fugitive. For one thing, it’s hard to get a hot shower. And that’s true even when you do have a reliable network […]