All your life . . . you were only waiting for this moment to vent a pie.
I’ll have my cupple joe now, please.
It’s a saucepan hook for your saucepans.
For my next trick, I will throw this knife into the wall and my coat from it.
Sure, judge all you want, but dieting can do nasty things to people.
I think it’s refreshing that we’re finally finding purposes for all parts of the chicken, personally.
It’s like I’m at a frat party. Only wittier.
This will keep you from dropping zucchini all over the floor.