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18 Tweets You Might See, If Charles Dickens Used Twitter

Right. This is bollocks. I get paid by the word, do you see? Do you see my objection? How am I to introduce 42 characters w/ peculiar names, dead-end plots, obscure origins, and mysterious benefactors, in less than 140 charact Yarg. QED. #twitterfail gal loses pregnancy, decides to wear maternity clothes 4evr, w8 4 baby […]

18 Tweets You Might See, If Freud Used Twitter

[singlepic=240,560,330,,center] [Author’s note: Look, I’ve never been one to mess with a good thing, and I have no qualms about selling out. So, since last week’s list was such an astounding success, why stray too far off course?] So, I was like, “Tell me about your father,” and he’s like, “He’s dead.” And so I […]

18 Tweets You Might See, If Shakespeare Used Twitter

[singlepic=240,560,330,,center] Need Photoshop expert with mad skillz in hiding Adam’s apples. DM me if interested. Is it realistic that a king would be convinced his wife is unfaithful based only on a misplaced handkerchief? Pls tweet yes or no kthanxbai. I’m not comfortable with the title of bard, yet. I think of myself as an […]