18 Funny Tweets Made By People Other Than Myself. Because If Twitter Is Going To Rip Off My Lists, Then I’m Going To Rip Off Their Favorites
Funny is as funny does.
This post is inspired by the tweets from comedian Ben Schwartz (@rejectedjokes on Twitter). Listen, you know as well as I do that all knowledge is shared. Stop looking at me like that. My serf is late again this morning. I’ve told him over and over: I’m not not-paying him to sleep in. Can you […]
Right. This is bollocks. I get paid by the word, do you see? Do you see my objection? How am I to introduce 42 characters w/ peculiar names, dead-end plots, obscure origins, and mysterious benefactors, in less than 140 charact Yarg. QED. #twitterfail gal loses pregnancy, decides to wear maternity clothes 4evr, w8 4 baby […]
[singlepic=240,560,330,,center] [Author’s note: Look, I’ve never been one to mess with a good thing, and I have no qualms about selling out. So, since last week’s list was such an astounding success, why stray too far off course?] So, I was like, “Tell me about your father,” and he’s like, “He’s dead.” And so I […]
[singlepic=240,560,330,,center] Need Photoshop expert with mad skillz in hiding Adam’s apples. DM me if interested. Is it realistic that a king would be convinced his wife is unfaithful based only on a misplaced handkerchief? Pls tweet yes or no kthanxbai. I’m not comfortable with the title of bard, yet. I think of myself as an […]