Tweets Sent From Just Outside Westminster Abbey

1. princessbeatrice Has anyone seen my fallopian tubes? Right — I’m wearing them on my head. Totes forgot, lulz!
2. itsmorrissey U make one “benefit scroungers” remark and BAM! off the guest list. Was only here to throw paint on Elton John anyway.
3. kanyewest Yo @princessbeatrice, I’m really happy for you, I’ma Let you finish, but Beyonce has one of the best fallopian tube hats of all time.
4. guyritchie Can anybody please explain to me why I was invited to this thing?
5. davidbeckham @guyritchie was just wondering the same thing about myself. Maybe we should go grab a pint?
6. poshspice @davidbeckham @guyritchie don’t you dare! How am I supposed to walk in these shoes without using you as a balance?
7. GwynethPaltrow @poshspice I’ll take @davidbeckham‘s place and help you balance! As luck would have it, I’m only 2 blocks away wearing gown by my bff @stellamccartney



8. Tara_Palmer_Tomkinson Has anybody seen my vagina? Right — I’m wearing it on my head. Totes forgot, lulz!
9. kellybensimon That’s cute.
10. jerryseinfeld What is the DEAL with the British and the hats?!
11. eltonjohn Damnit, was I supposed to adapt the lyrics for “Candle In The Wind” for this? Can’t remember.
12. Prince_Charles Nice turnout, eh, Mums? Not quite as flashy as my first wedding, though. @HRHQueenElizabeth
13. HRHQueenElizabeth Charles, let’s just try to get through this day, shall we?
14. CherieBrown U take one “refuse to curtsy” stand and BAM! off the guest list. Was only here to throw paint on Elton John anyway.

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