The Piano Man

by anna on March 3, 2010

Mr. Right-Click has become convinced that Billy Joel is following him on Lala.

“Billy Joel? The Piano Man?” I said.

Because — and this is not a knock on Mr. Right-Click’s taste in music, either — I just find it hard to believe that Billy Joel would go to Mr. Right-Click for guidance in his musical tastes. And whilst saying that, I am implicitly acknowledging that yes, there must needs be a reason, separate from Mr. Right-Click, that the ESPN Jock Jams series goes all the way to Volume 5.

“Yes, Billy Joel. Do you know who Billy Joel is?” Mr. Right-Click asked me this, I guess figuring that I was too young to understand the significance of this man with two first names. Foolish.

“Yeah. I know Billy Joel. ‘We’re living here in Allentown . . .‘”
“I mean, do you realize what kind of a musical legacy that guy has? Even if you don’t like his music –”
“‘Where it’s hard to keep a good man down . . .
“Billy Joel! I mean, he doesn’t just follow anybody.”
“How do you know it’s the Billy Joel, though?”
“Because he only follows like eight people . . . –”
“It could be just some schmoe, saying he’s Billy Joel, though.”
“– and he’s got like 400,000 followers.”
“‘And we were sharp. As sharp as KNIVES . . .
“And he chooses me to follow! It’s so weird!”
“You know who knows Billy Joel, really, is [Mr. Right-Click's twin sister,] Erica.”
“What do you mean, Erica knows Billy Joel?”
“Billy Joel really liked Erica’s flowers.”
“What are you talking about?”
“Billy Joel came over, got off his motorcycle, and told Erica that the landscaping at Erica’s old house was the most beautiful he had ever seen. In his whole life.”
“What?”
. . . And we held on to each other, like brother to brother, promised our mothers we’d write . . .
“Honey.”
“Billy Joel used to live by Erica.”
“Why would Billy Joel care about Erica’s flowers?”
“Why would Billy Joel be following you on Lala? Ask Billy Joel!”
” . . .”
. . . we said we’d all go down, together . . .
“Well, how could you determine if it was really Billy Joel, anyway?”

{ 6 comments }

Words and Eggs March 3, 2010 at 12:41 am

“1-2-3-4-PRESH-UH!!!!!!!!!!”

Kerry March 3, 2010 at 6:47 am

Meh. I mean, it’s not like it’s Simon Le Bon.

eliz March 3, 2010 at 7:21 am

“Erica’s Flowers” totally sounds like a song Billy Joel would write.

pamela ~ the dayton time March 3, 2010 at 9:06 am

I got a meatloaf recipe from one of Billy Joel’s wives, can remember which, but who really cares and why am I even telling you this? Anyway. It was good meatloaf.

Becky March 3, 2010 at 9:45 am

Intriguing!

And you’re killing me, because my husband loves Jock Jams.

Heidi March 3, 2010 at 8:48 pm

And now I’m signed up on LaLa. I need to be signed up for another website like I need a hole in the head. It even let me connect to my TimeSuck (FB) account, so it was insanely easy to join. Rest assured that my toddler will only let me play ‘kid music’ on this damn thing.

Now see if Mr. Right Click can get Billy Joel to follow your blog. That would be some cool shit. Then you could…Tell Her About It…

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