24 Bowl Games I Might Actually Consider Watching

by anna on December 7, 2009

  1. The High Fructose Corn Syrup Bowl
  2. A Clockwork FedEx Orange Bowl
  3. The Relentless Pursuit of Irrelevancy Bowl Sponsored By Momversation
  4. The AT&T Cottonmouth Bowl
  5. The Lululemon Lycra Spandex Bowl
  6. The Juicy Couture Terry Cloth Bowl
  7. The BeBe Matte Jersey Bowl
  8. The Seven For All Mankind (Theoretically) Denim Bowl
  9. The Wrangler Denim-On-Denim Bowl
  10. The J. Crew Seersucker Bowl
  11. The Codependence Bowl
  12. The Ron Artest Fruit Loops Bowl Presented By Hennessy
  13. The El Pollo Loco Pollo Bowl
  14. The Brett Favre Retirement Bowl (To Be Rescheduled Indefinitely)
  15. The Eric Roberts Pack Me Another Bowl
  16. The Tiger Woods Mind Your Own Business Bowl Presented By Nike
  17. The Stevia Bowl
  18. The Dan Brown’s Tortured Prose Bowl
  19. The Ben & Jerry’s Chunky Monkey Bowl
  20. The Now Can We Forget About The Alamo? Bowl
  21. The Hannibal Lecter Chik Fil-A Bowl
  22. The Thanks — Really — For That Valuable Insight Bowl
  23. The Konica Minolta Bagels ‘n’ Fish Gator Bowl
  24. The Dole Massengil Pineapple Douche Bowl (Hat tip: Mr. Right-Click)

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{ 12 comments }

Elizabeth December 7, 2009 at 7:57 am

Sign me up for the High Fructose Corn Syrup Bowl. I am THERE. List up!

Gretchen December 7, 2009 at 8:04 am

I’m intrigued by the Clockwork FedEx Orange Bowl. I’m picturing the boys in the brown shorts dancing around killing things wearing bowlers and eyemakeup. My list is up as well! Thanks.

Tim G December 7, 2009 at 8:23 am

The bowl selection program itself would be class entertainment. I am imagining how the teams for the Codependence Bowl would be chosen, and how they would feel about it.
New list up!

Becky December 7, 2009 at 9:55 am

LOLing at number 3. And the last one of course!

anna December 7, 2009 at 10:54 am

@becky, you mean I’m not the only one who is annoyed by Momversation? Who knew. :)

anna December 7, 2009 at 10:45 am

@Elizabeth, I know, the only problem with the High Fructose Corn Syrup Bowl is that once you’ve gone, you feel like you need to keep going, over and over, until you pass out and feel guilty and fat. But while you’re there, it’s awesome.

anna December 7, 2009 at 10:47 am

@Gretchen, you’re close — the Clockwork Fedex Bowl does feature eye makeup and violence, but they’re wearing dark blue shorts, and there’s a bunch of mid-century modernist furniture. I’ve linked you up.

anna December 7, 2009 at 10:56 am

@Tim, I think there would be a lot of sharing involved in the Codependence Bowl. And probably some cake afterwards. You’re linked up!

Mr. Right-Click December 7, 2009 at 11:20 am

The last one listed would of course feature USC versus University of Hawaii.

Kerry December 7, 2009 at 2:24 pm

I would have to agree with Mr. Right Click on the participants for the last one (at least on the USC side…I don’t really have an opinion on Hawaii).

My list is up.

Crash Commanda December 8, 2009 at 10:34 am

Excellent! I do believe #23 came from an in-law family experience I shared….

anna December 8, 2009 at 12:07 pm

@Crash Commanda

It sure was!

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