18 Funny Tweets Made By People Other Than Myself. Because If Twitter Is Going To Rip Off My Lists, Then I’m Going To Rip Off Their Favorites

by anna on November 2, 2009

Twitter bird by Luc Latulippe. Snark by me.

Twitter bird by Luc Latulippe. Snark by me.

  1. “Just pay the parking ticket. Don’t be so outraged. You’re not a freedom fighter in the civil rights movement. You double parked.” (By @shitmydadsays)
  2. The only way I could be less interested in today is if Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker were in it. (By @adamjleach)
  3. Clearly, Jeremy was not a harmless little fuck. (By @themuskrat)
  4. @abdpbt View definition in a new window Crusade all you want. Ban blogger booze and my new biz model’s selling bootleg and kitchensink Oxy. #monetizetheprohibition (By @debontherox)
  5. Wait we’re the red ones on the map?! (By @FakeSarahPalin)
  6. What do sexy nurses wear for Halloween? (By @sween)
  7. Dear kazillion lego pieces: You’ve won! I give up! cc: Pokemon cards (By @MarinkaNYC)
  8. Today we’re going to a polo match with Jim’s republican friends. I love cliches! (By @k8iedid)
  9. My faux memoir about drugs, death and redemption at Ikea shall be called ‘A Thousand Tiny Pencils’. (By @textism)
  10. Oldest says bassinet needs a seatbelt so he can push baby in it down the hill on our driveway. This is why I’m afraid to take a shower. (By @mommiedaze)
  11. I’m less offended by David Letterman banging his staff members than I am by Jay Leno’s continued employment. (By @gordonshumway)
  12. Who’s a big boy in his stroller? You are! You’re a big boy in a stroller! Yes you are! Yes you are! Fine. “Wheelchair”. (By @sween)
  13. “Your brother brought his baby over this morning. He told me it could stand. It couldn’t stand for shit. Just sat there. Big let down.” (By @Shitmydadsays, again)
  14. Seriously, Tom. We get it: you’re old. Just eat the fucking peach already. (@hotdogsladies)
  15. On second thought, fuck that. Not enough bourbon in the world to make that okay. I’m gonna listen to some Interpol and cry myself to sleep.(By @crusaderjon)
  16. Haha. When you set your GPS to British accent, he pronounces it “Titto’s Tackos”. Still damn good tackos though, Constable Garmin. (By @lonelysandwich)
  17. Almost 20 years after the Soviet collapse, Russia finds its economic foothold in the production of malicious javascript. Будем здоровы!…(By @textism)
  18. The easiest way to change the world is to be generous. #broadsummit09 (By @parenthacks)

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  1. Write a “list” post on your blog.
  2. Copy this code, and paste in the text of your post:
  3. Either comment or email me at anna at abdpbt View definition in a new window dot com to let me know you’re participating, and I’ll link you up below.

Check out these list lovers:

  1. 7 Photo Editing Tools For People Who Don’t Have Photoshop | ABDPBT Tech
  2. 6 Cool Products For Kids (Or Adults Who Are Young At Heart) | ABDPBT Commodity Fetishism
  3. 10 16 Ways To Make The Holidays Cheaper & Easier That Don’t Involve Giving Your Friends and Family Gifts They Will Immediately Throw Away — Revised And Expanded For 2009 | ABDPBT Personal Finance
  4. Marinka at Motherhood in NYC
  5. Tim at Safer By Choice
  6. Kerry at ClueWagon
  7. Deborah at Fashion Plate: Hungry For Style
  8. Elizabeth at Half Baked, Twice As Good
  9. Ginger at Ramble Ramble

{ 8 comments }

Tim G November 2, 2009 at 5:56 am

Isn’t @FakeSarahPalin really her, but with an excuse to say what she wants and not be made fun of for it?

Really? Classic WP Theme? Is this a default while you are working on the November banner?

I got a list up.

anna November 2, 2009 at 12:33 pm

I had a plugin detecting IE 6 activated. Are you using IE 6, Tim? Because if so, you are PART OF THE PROBLEM. :)

Kerry November 2, 2009 at 6:09 am

@shitmydadsays is probably going to end up being a book. Normally I would say that derisively, but it’s so good I don’t mind.

My list is up.

Also, the banner is perfect. PERFECT. And I love the sub-banner beneath, with the typewriter and the dinosaur.

anna November 2, 2009 at 12:35 pm

Thanks. @shitmydadsays already has a book deal, I heard. I think it took like a week.

One of these days this redesign will be all done. Then I’ll probably start thinking about changing everything again. Because I am crazy.

Deborah November 2, 2009 at 6:20 am

I am making a list, not checking it twice. Don’t judge, or do! I slapped it out without thinking. Sometimes the best yes? You make me laugh and think Anna

anna November 2, 2009 at 12:35 pm

Thanks, Deborah. I’m going to check it out now.

Elizabeth November 2, 2009 at 7:26 am

God, I love Twitter. My list is up.

Ginger November 2, 2009 at 7:00 pm

You and Twitter always make me wish I was more clever than I am!

Somehow I managed to get a list up—huzzah for sleeping babies!

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