18 Tweets You Might See, If Freud Used Twitter

by anna on December 15, 2008


[Author's note: Look, I've never been one to mess with a good thing, and I have no qualms about selling out. So, since last week's list was such an astounding success, why stray too far off course?]

  1. So, I was like, “Tell me about your father,” and he’s like, “He’s dead.” And so I was like, “And? Your problem is?”
  2. Morning, Tweeps! Got a spring in my step, a twinkle in my eye, & something extra in my coffee this morning. #cocaine sobriety FAIL LULZ
  3. Etsy rocks! This year I’m buying all handmade gifts. That’s right: felt vaginas for everyone! http://twitpic.com/sidv
  4. @JimM So as you were saying, he walked on down the hall, and he came to a door, and he looked inside. Then what happened?
  5. Somebody get @hotdogsladies a copy of my Jokes & Their Relationship to the Unconscious before he makes any more one-liners.
  6. If your thing is gone and you wanna ride on, #cocaine.
  7. @Jung & I were IMing abt who we want to work w/, & he’s all, “just a few minutes alone w/ @RomanP!” But @WoodyA is my personal white whale.
  8. Sure I have ideas better than a dungbeetle, @Kafka. Tons. Come on–a dungbeetle?! But you’ll never know b/c you don’t follow me back.
  9. Kid says, “Fort! Ooooh! Da!” “Fort! Oooh! Da!” Over & over again. Finally I’m like, “That’s what she said, kid.” (m)Other not amused.
  10. “Freudian slip” costume? I don’t get it.
  11. She don’t lie, she don’t lie, she don’t lie. #cocaine.
  12. Don’t flatter yourself, @Lacan. Sometimes a reciprocal follow is just a reciprocal follow.
  13. @Derrida, yeah I GET that it’s a pun, Copernicus. A slip and a picture of me. It’s still not funny.
  14. Still can’t believe I sold everyone on this lie-down-on-the-couch bit. Makes trolling MySpace at work so much easier!
  15. @PornGirls69 Thanks for the follow back! Let’s keep tweeting.
  16. Don’t get me wrong, I love my job. It’s just that sometimes I feel like I’m working with a bunch of neurotics.
  17. Yeah, I know ch 4 of Interpretation of Dreams reads like a New Age dream symbol cheat sheet. Blame laudanum. & Charcot, that fucker.
  18. 808s & Heartbreak?! More like “The Royal Road to Douchebaggery.” #KanyeWest

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Michele December 15, 2008 at 6:18 am

That was so funny! Loved the song references. Clapton & Freud? Hmmmm…..

You were referencing Clapton’s cover of the JJ Cale weren’t you?

Michele´s last blog post..Frugal leanings or leavings, whichever

PauvrePlume December 15, 2008 at 7:08 am

Charcot is a *total* f*cker.
What about Melanie Klein, that ho?!


I’ll list later, promise. I’m going to need a serious break from grading students’ final papers. Freud help me.

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Ginny Marie December 15, 2008 at 7:22 am

This list isn’t a sell out at all! Freud giving felt vaginas…too funny!

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MommyNamedApril December 15, 2008 at 7:34 am
Becky December 15, 2008 at 9:51 am

I think these should be a coffee table book. I love them all, but especially 4, 6, and 9.

I’m listing today, but it’s much more dumber than yours!

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Deb December 15, 2008 at 12:11 pm

10 & 13, Anna! 10 & 13!

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Cat December 15, 2008 at 1:09 pm

I’m too stupid to understand most of these on the list.

Keely December 15, 2008 at 1:17 pm

heh. Felt vaginas. Think Freud played that old joke? Y’know…”Hey, is this felt?” *fondles whatever he’s referring to* “It is now!”

…anyway, my list is up. Unsurprisingly, it’s about not blogging.

(and glad you’ve reappeared)

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foradifferentkindofgirl (fadkog) December 15, 2008 at 2:27 pm

I thought 10 was my favorite, but then you slipped me 18 and that was awesome. Eh, they were all awesome!

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Ginger December 15, 2008 at 4:04 pm

I’m all for you exploiting this series. Love them all.

Oh, and my list is up.

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Kerry December 15, 2008 at 6:14 pm

Very funny. I didn’t think you could top last week, but I think you might’ve.

Also, I missed you while you were down. I apparently click here to read comments more often than I thought. Especially while sitting through “The Year Without Santa Claus” for the fourth time in three days.

PauvrePlume December 15, 2008 at 10:49 pm

Yep, late again.
One of these Mondays, I’ll actually post at, like, prior to Monday evening and totally freak the sh*t out of you!

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Ranglin April 14, 2009 at 10:09 pm

I follow Merlin Mann, so I really sympathise with #5. I expected lots of great GTD tips and got his strange brand of humour instead! :)

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