[Author's note: Look, I've never been one to mess with a good thing, and I have no qualms about selling out. So, since last week's list was such an astounding success, why stray too far off course?]
- So, I was like, “Tell me about your father,” and he’s like, “He’s dead.” And so I was like, “And? Your problem is?”
- Morning, Tweeps! Got a spring in my step, a twinkle in my eye, & something extra in my coffee this morning. #cocaine sobriety FAIL LULZ
- Etsy rocks! This year I’m buying all handmade gifts. That’s right: felt vaginas for everyone! http://twitpic.com/sidv
- @JimM So as you were saying, he walked on down the hall, and he came to a door, and he looked inside. Then what happened?
- Somebody get @hotdogsladies a copy of my Jokes & Their Relationship to the Unconscious before he makes any more one-liners.
- If your thing is gone and you wanna ride on, #cocaine.
- @Jung & I were IMing abt who we want to work w/, & he’s all, “just a few minutes alone w/ @RomanP!” But @WoodyA is my personal white whale.
- Sure I have ideas better than a dungbeetle, @Kafka. Tons. Come on–a dungbeetle?! But you’ll never know b/c you don’t follow me back.
- Kid says, “Fort! Ooooh! Da!” “Fort! Oooh! Da!” Over & over again. Finally I’m like, “That’s what she said, kid.” (m)Other not amused.
- “Freudian slip” costume? I don’t get it.
- She don’t lie, she don’t lie, she don’t lie. #cocaine.
- Don’t flatter yourself, @Lacan. Sometimes a reciprocal follow is just a reciprocal follow.
- @Derrida, yeah I GET that it’s a pun, Copernicus. A slip and a picture of me. It’s still not funny.
- Still can’t believe I sold everyone on this lie-down-on-the-couch bit. Makes trolling MySpace at work so much easier!
- @PornGirls69 Thanks for the follow back! Let’s keep tweeting.
- Don’t get me wrong, I love my job. It’s just that sometimes I feel like I’m working with a bunch of neurotics.
- Yeah, I know ch 4 of Interpretation of Dreams reads like a New Age dream symbol cheat sheet. Blame laudanum. & Charcot, that fucker.
- 808s & Heartbreak?! More like “The Royal Road to Douchebaggery.” #KanyeWest
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That was so funny! Loved the song references. Clapton & Freud? Hmmmm…..
You were referencing Clapton’s cover of the JJ Cale weren’t you?
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Charcot is a *total* f*cker.
What about Melanie Klein, that ho?!
I’ll list later, promise. I’m going to need a serious break from grading students’ final papers. Freud help me.
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This list isn’t a sell out at all! Freud giving felt vaginas…too funny!
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“woodya is my personal white whale” hahahah
here’s my list: http://aprilslittlefamily.blogspot.com/2008/12/this-is-where-im-supposed-to-tell-you.html
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I think these should be a coffee table book. I love them all, but especially 4, 6, and 9.
I’m listing today, but it’s much more dumber than yours!
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10 & 13, Anna! 10 & 13!
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I’m too stupid to understand most of these on the list.
heh. Felt vaginas. Think Freud played that old joke? Y’know…”Hey, is this felt?” *fondles whatever he’s referring to* “It is now!”
…anyway, my list is up. Unsurprisingly, it’s about not blogging.
(and glad you’ve reappeared)
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I thought 10 was my favorite, but then you slipped me 18 and that was awesome. Eh, they were all awesome!
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I’m all for you exploiting this series. Love them all.
Oh, and my list is up.
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Very funny. I didn’t think you could top last week, but I think you might’ve.
Also, I missed you while you were down. I apparently click here to read comments more often than I thought. Especially while sitting through “The Year Without Santa Claus” for the fourth time in three days.
Yep, late again.
One of these Mondays, I’ll actually post at, like, prior to Monday evening and totally freak the sh*t out of you!
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I follow Merlin Mann, so I really sympathise with #5. I expected lots of great GTD tips and got his strange brand of humour instead!