I hate the word “panties.” I have always hated it. It gives me the willies, and I’m not sure why. I’m telling you this to explain why I used the word “undies”–equally lame, but for some reason not cringe-inducing–in the title of this post. This post that is about underwear. Why are all the words for underwear embarrassing? I feel like I’m in second grade again.
So, maybe you have heard of Hanky Panky before, they are the ones who make the thong underwear that is made out of stretch lace. I like them because, unlike most thong underwear, the soft, stretchy waistband on Hanky Pankys does not cut into my hip fat and make me look even worse with my clothes off than usual. As far as thongs go, Hanky Panky is definitely the most comfortable brand.
But who are we kidding? Thongs are not comfortable. Sisqo be damned! I don’t want anything in my butt crack. Ever. [Must. Resist. Cheap. Joke. Here.] Where was I? Oh yes, underwear. I much prefer the boyshort style of underwear. These are my favorite–they are made out of that same magical stretch lace as the thong Hanky Pankys, but they are much roomier. In fact, they run a little big. And they’re comfortable, but the look like they’re not. So you know, best of both worlds.
Hanky Panky Boyshort Undies