Boulevard of Broken Dreams

by anna on September 11, 2008

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Jon and Kate now have a billboard of their own on the Sunset Strip in West Hollywood, which is like the Times Square of Los Angeles, in case you’ve never visited it. But what’s that totally black building underneath it, you know right below the sign, below the ominous storm clouds that were gathering, this morning–September 11th, strangely enough–oh it’s the Viper Room. Why do I know that name? Hmmm, is it because it is a nightclub owned by Johnny Depp. No, that’s not it. Although that’s a strange juxtaposition, isn’t it? Are there a bunch of barfly clubkids who like to watch TLC while getting ready to go out on the town? Dunno.

Wait, I know why it’s familiar! I know! The billboard is directly above where River Phoenix died.
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What I want to know is, when they show Kate constantly on the phone now, is she talking to a PR person? Because if so, tell me their name so I can know WHO NOT TO HIRE in the event View definition in a new window I ever get famous.

{ 3 comments }

the ex September 11, 2008 at 2:23 pm

Hahaaaaa, I saw that billboard the other night when I went out. I was like, really? THIS is their target audience? Although, the proximity to the Hustler store does make me wonder what goes on in their bedroom.

Amy September 11, 2008 at 2:38 pm

I went to the Viper Room once. It was so crazy crowded that I couldn’t even get enough alcohol (lines too long, took 50 minutes to get to bar, another 50 to get actual order) to dull the pain of all the damn people. And I totally went just in case Johnny showed up. Or a movie star overdosed in front of me.

Angela October 3, 2008 at 2:16 pm

So their billboard is over the place where a former child star died?

I didn’t know you could buy that kind of publicity!

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