Spread the Word: Olympic Torch was Lit by Chinese Guy You’ve Never Heard Of

by anna on August 8, 2008


Apparently, NBC has bought off all of the other news sources in the country, and convinced them that it’s essential that nobody know this ahead of their broadcast tonight. @@ And since most bloggers aren’t likely to leave their caves to go to China, I guess ALL OF AMERICA is expected to remain in the dark about the identity of the Olympic torchlighter . . .

Until now!

Leave it to the Brits, they’ve just revealed the absolutely juicy piece of news that Former champion gymnast Li Ning is the one who lit the torch. Whoopdeefucking do.

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