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  1. Hey.
  2. Did I mention the fact that I’ve been feeling decidedly un-funny lately?
  3. This is tough when you’re supposed to be funny every Monday with the list.
  4. So I’ve given up.
  5. But only for this week.
  6. And I’ve posted a gratuitous cat picture to try to charm you out of your annoyance.
  7. (Cats are big on the internet.)
  8. Mr. Right-Click says all we have to do is Photoshop-in a beer bong to that photo and the image of Chum Chum as a fat drunken slob will be complete.
  9. (To do: Photoshop-in beer bong to photo of Chum Chum.)
  10. So. What else is going on?
  11. Saw that Natalie Portman/Ashton Kutcher movie.
  12. (Mistake.)
  13. Not a fan of the romantic comedy, though.
  14. As a genre, I find it . . . uncomfortable.
  15. Natalie Portman — used to really like her.
  16. Now I find myself increasingly suspicious of her.
  17. Also, Ashton’s hair — what’s that about?
  18. Is there such a thing as death by buttered toast?
  19. Because I’m worried about Mini.
  20. What about death by preparing buttered toast for 3 year olds?
  21. No?
  22. Did you see Real Housewives of Beverly Hills last week?!
  23. Holy cats, what was THAT about?
  24. Now you: tell me something funny.

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Comments (22)

  1. Jan 24, 2011

    Ooooh, funny is that I went from having a week off from my kids, to bumping back down to earth with a need for stitches and an awful lot of screaming. Wait, that’s not funny, not really. But if I didn’t laugh, I’d cry.

    Cats are funny. Especially when my cat walks around the edge of the ducks bath and falls in. Not so funny is the smell of duck shit on a wet cat.

  2. Jan 24, 2011

    I sound bitter. I’m not, just tired I think. So tired that I’m wishing for a giant beanbag instead of a couch. Truth.

    I should get off the internet now.

  3. Jan 24, 2011

    I love your lists. I did my own today, and linked to yours. 🙂

  4. Hannah
    Jan 24, 2011

    You know, all season I have been like, what is everyone’s problem with Kim? She seems needy and awkward, but mostly ignorable… When Kyle started talking about how she couldn’t even talk about all the stuff Kim has done, I was like, “oh, she’s an alcoholic!” and it all made sense. I wonder what Taylor/ Kim stuff didn’t get on tape…

  5. Jan 24, 2011

    Ooooh! I too have grown suspicious of Natalie Portman. Did you see her speech at the GGs? It was just… weird (though yes, others were weirder). So please, expound on your thoughts.

  6. Jan 24, 2011

    I am still feeling bad about RHOBH. I like the housewives shows, but that last bit with Kim…that was bad. I feel terrible for having watched that. That should not be on TV. She did not deserve to have that put out there for the whole world to see. Some things are just not entertaining, and your sister screaming at you that you’re an alcoholic while you sob in a limo is one of them.

    I had a hard time watching Kim the whole season because I felt like there was something seriously wrong there, and I am dreading seeing her on the reunion.

    (Not that I won’t watch the reunion, mind you. But I’ll feel bad about it the whole time.)

  7. Jan 24, 2011

    Kerrry,I agree. I’ve had some suspicions about Kim all season, and though I know how hard it is having a sibling who has an addiction, I really don’t like how Kyle treated her sister this season. Regardless of Kim’s problems, I find Kyle to be extremely patronizing, condescending and bossy. Not to mention that if she really cared about her sister, she should have had a “come to Jesus” moment with Kim and her issues before going on the show and she should have never humiliated her sister on camera. It’s also evident that Kyle gossiped about Kim to the other women as well. Kyle was at the center of every drama on that show, which really does not bode well for her. She’s a mean girl. She had a short fuse, a nasty temper and a foul mouth. She makes my mouth seem like an angel’s choir.

    As much as I enjoyed hating on Camille Grammar this season, seeing what an enormous prick Kelsey is was pretty sad. She’s no picnic, but the way he ended that marriage was way harsh.

    Finally, Taylor Armstrong is a pig. I think Lisa Vanderpump us well aware of this, which makes me happy. I also really thought it was lovely how Adrienne stepped up for Kim.

  8. Michele
    Jan 24, 2011

    I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car.

    You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny?

    Yeah, well I couldn’t believe it… he was a DWARF!!!

    He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, ‘I AM NOT HAPPY!’

    So, I looked down at him and said, ‘Well, then which one are you?’

  9. Jan 24, 2011

    Yikes. I am glad I missed it.

  10. Jan 24, 2011

    Man, Chum Chum is a big kitty!

  11. Jan 24, 2011

    If death by buttered toast is possible, then I’m probably already dead and typing this from the great beyond. Which, given my thoughts on the hell that is my workplace lately, might not be totally wrong.

    My post is up: http://rambleramble.com/2011/01/24/some-of-my-favorite-non-conversational-uses-of-twitter/

  12. Jan 24, 2011

    Stitches?! Uggh. Hope you are feeling better.

  13. Jan 24, 2011

    Thanks, Amber! You are all linked up.

  14. Jan 24, 2011

    See, it makes me wonder if they were editing stuff out the whole season about Kim’s drinking, just so they could have that moment be climactic. Because if Kim is actually an alcoholic, then either she wasn’t drinking that whole time or the producers were deliberately not putting it on camera. WHICH ANNOYS ME.

    But wow, if she is an alcoholic, and not in recovery, why on EARTH did her sister let her go on that show?

  15. Jan 24, 2011

    I don’t even know what it is about her. I find her just . . . too perfect or something. Like everything is rehearsed, even moments of being awkward (like the GG speech). I don’t even know that I can articulate it. People like her too much, I guess. That makes me suspicious.

  16. Jan 24, 2011

    Yeah that whole last shot where she’s in the limo and the camera’s kind of off center, and Kim says, “This is bad . . .” It was like, I don’t know, some bad episode of 90210 or something. There’s clearly something wrong with Kim. I’m annoyed that they hid her drinking all season, if that’s what happened.

  17. Jan 24, 2011

    She never should have gone on that show. I have to assume Kyle wanted something like that to happen, unless they are both so fame-obsessed that they didn’t see it coming.

  18. Jan 24, 2011

    No you did NOT.

  19. Jan 24, 2011

    He’s not done growing yet, either.

  20. Jan 24, 2011


    I swear, that kid would eat buttered toast exclusively if we would let him.

  21. Jan 24, 2011

    Well, glue at least. My GP doesn’t like stitches. I suppose I should just be glad it’s my son who has the permanent scar, boys can get away with that kind of thing. Heh.

  22. Jan 24, 2011

    Well, just because Kyle said she’s an alcoholic doesn’t mean she is one.

    I think whether she is or she isn’t, she’s clearly an introvert, which makes her a very odd choice for a reality show. And she’s clearly a person in some real pain, which makes watching her just…not fun.

    Either way, it will be interesting to see how they handle all this at the reunion.

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