I just want to say, I haven’t been away . . . I’m still right here, where I always was.
As it turns out, my
afterthought consulting business has kind of taken off, and I’m struggling to figure out how to balance that with my writing schedule so that neither one suffers. It’s strange — where people might be hesitant to publicly endorse a Mean Girl of The Internet (and honestly, who can blame them, given?), they are enthusiastic about paying her CASH MONEY to give them advice behind the scenes. So suck it, nice girls: I’m busy.
I’ll be back next week with more petty meanness culled from the depths of the black piece of coal that resides where my heart is supposed to be.