12 Things That Are Almost As Crazy As Kelly Killoren Bensimon On St. John. But Not Quite.
- The writing staff of Lost — if they think I’m buying the deus-ex-machina “explaining” the black smoke monster was planned from day one — not to mention what other crocks of shit they plan to feed me about the island and its majesty later on this evening.
- The eyes of Shannon Brown, Grant Hill, and (of course) Ramona Singer.
- The eyes of any children that might hypothetically reproduce, if any two of the above three were to (gasp!) decide to reproduce together.
- Me, giddy with the the prospect of (knock on wood) a Lakers/Celtics NBA Finals.
- The idea that we needed to have scientists sent up to the BP oil spill to tell us that it is “much worse than has been reported by BP.”
- Me, for not realizing that this list would be somewhat challenging to write.
- You, if you think I’m spending two hours watching recaps of Lost before the two hour finale tonight.
- People who think that @Shitmydadsays is going to make a good network TV show.
- Parents’ groups who are up in arms about the fact that @shitmydadsays is going to be made into a network show.
- People who think that Momversation is going to make a good network TV show.
- The fact that the next session of Bloggy Boot Camp appears to be almost sold out.
- How many conferences have cropped up in the past year based on the concept of transmitting small messages to people across the world on a tiny network of tubes, consisting of only the same number of characters as there are (supposedly) in Charles Dickens’ The Pickwick Papers.
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