The Green Dollhouse: For Brainwashing Your Kids Early On
If you really want your kids to rebel against you and start mainling Big Macs and throwing away plastic cutlery willy-nilly before they’re four years old, go ahead and buy them this Green Dollhouse for their second birthday. It features a wind turbine and a solar cell panel “with electrical inverter for generating electricity,” a rain barrel for collecting rain (imagine that!), a green facade which “helps control the appropriate temperature of the house,” and a shade canopy that “can be pulled down preventing or allowing the wind and sunlight coming through.” Oh yeah, and recycling bins. Of course, it doesn’t really generate electricity, and it never rains in makebelieveland, but if you get your kid this toy, then you’ll have the unique pleasure of having them demand to know why your own, real house doesn’t have a rain bucket or solar panels. Which is AWESOME.