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Gloves Pillow By Get Cosy Kids

Gloves Pillow By Get Cosy Kids

The designers of this Gloves Pillow for kids say that it “invites kids to play, interact, touch and cuddle.” This seems reasonable at first, and then you’re like, “Wait, it’s a pillow, and it costs $85. How about, instead, we get a pair of gloves and a parent?” Then it hits you that they left something out of the press release, and this is actually a pillow for orphans with cold hands! You would pay a lot more than $85 to warm the hands of orphans, you think, and the thought of your empty generosity warms the blackened stone that resides where your heart used to be.

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