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The Banana Bunker

The Banana Bunker

People don’t talk about it, but what The Banana Bunker is most useful for — I mean in addition to its stated purpose of “protecting delicate fruit from bruising” while in your lunch bag or whatever — is for those times when you’re a sexual health educator at college in the early 90s, and you have to go around teaching people how to put on a condom, but you don’t want to use a banana, because then you cannot eat it, because it doesn’t feel right, somehow, and if you could just figure out a way to not have to sacrifice the banana, that would make you feel so much better. Huzzah for the Banana Bunker!

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