Comments on: 34 Rejected Acronyms For Oprah Winfrey’s New Cable TV Network http://abdpbt.com/2009/11/23/oprah-owns-everything/ live. love. snark. Fri, 03 Sep 2010 02:19:51 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 By: Mr. Right-Click http://abdpbt.com/2009/11/23/oprah-owns-everything/comment-page-1/#comment-4819 Mr. Right-Click Tue, 24 Nov 2009 01:43:21 +0000 http://www.abdpbt.com/?p=9062#comment-4819 I will miss her shows where she gives stuff away to everyone in the audience. And she got that woman who had her face removed by that monkey on the other day, so I guess I'll miss shit like that too. I admire her as a business person, I support the Angel Network and admire her attempts to get her viewers to read books. And there there is her weight up and down, up and down, that's fun. And what's up with her and Gayle? Is it just me or doesn't it seem strange Oprah never got married? Can't they at least adopt? I will miss her shows where she gives stuff away to everyone in the audience. And she got that woman who had her face removed by that monkey on the other day, so I guess I'll miss shit like that too. I admire her as a business person, I support the Angel Network and admire her attempts to get her viewers to read books. And there there is her weight up and down, up and down, that's fun. And what's up with her and Gayle? Is it just me or doesn't it seem strange Oprah never got married? Can't they at least adopt?

]]> By: anna http://abdpbt.com/2009/11/23/oprah-owns-everything/comment-page-1/#comment-4815 anna Mon, 23 Nov 2009 22:45:51 +0000 http://www.abdpbt.com/?p=9062#comment-4815 Well, it's not just that, it's those freeloading fuckers who just depend upon the rest of us responsible people to get our kids vaccinated. I mean, even with all of the information I had, I was still afraid to get that MMR vaccine, just on the off chance that something bad MIGHT happen, but I did it anyway, because it's the right thing to do. People like Jenny McCarthy give those assholes license to be irresponsible. If you talk to many parents of kids who have autism, they will tell you that they would vaccinate their kids all over again, because like you said, I'd much rather have an autistic kid than a kid who died of some horrible illness. Well, it's not just that, it's those freeloading fuckers who just depend upon the rest of us responsible people to get our kids vaccinated. I mean, even with all of the information I had, I was still afraid to get that MMR vaccine, just on the off chance that something bad MIGHT happen, but I did it anyway, because it's the right thing to do. People like Jenny McCarthy give those assholes license to be irresponsible. If you talk to many parents of kids who have autism, they will tell you that they would vaccinate their kids all over again, because like you said, I'd much rather have an autistic kid than a kid who died of some horrible illness.

]]> By: Elizabeth http://abdpbt.com/2009/11/23/oprah-owns-everything/comment-page-1/#comment-4807 Elizabeth Mon, 23 Nov 2009 21:44:42 +0000 http://www.abdpbt.com/?p=9062#comment-4807 I love the Prince/O symbol. We should get one of those made...who's that famous jeweler that makes all the stuff for the rap stars? We should get him. List up! I'm back! I love the Prince/O symbol. We should get one of those made…who's that famous jeweler that makes all the stuff for the rap stars? We should get him. List up! I'm back!

]]> By: Elizabeth http://abdpbt.com/2009/11/23/oprah-owns-everything/comment-page-1/#comment-4818 Elizabeth Mon, 23 Nov 2009 19:32:26 +0000 http://www.abdpbt.com/?p=9062#comment-4818 It's TARP money. And serial killer-finders can't be bothered by security and such - too time consuming. Their own plane is fast and secure and FAST to get to the crime scene on the double! And oh, I do want one. I should tell Santa. It's TARP money. And serial killer-finders can't be bothered by security and such – too time consuming. Their own plane is fast and secure and FAST to get to the crime scene on the double! And oh, I do want one. I should tell Santa.

]]> By: abdpbt http://abdpbt.com/2009/11/23/oprah-owns-everything/comment-page-1/#comment-4817 abdpbt Mon, 23 Nov 2009 18:59:06 +0000 http://www.abdpbt.com/?p=9062#comment-4817 Yeah, I love that Criminal Minds plane. How come the government funds that, do you think? Serial Killer finding teams cannot fly coach? Yeah, I love that Criminal Minds plane. How come the government funds that, do you think? Serial Killer finding teams cannot fly coach?

]]> By: Elizabeth http://abdpbt.com/2009/11/23/oprah-owns-everything/comment-page-1/#comment-4816 Elizabeth Mon, 23 Nov 2009 16:02:53 +0000 http://www.abdpbt.com/?p=9062#comment-4816 Can't you like, patent that, or something real quick-like? And then Jacob can churn 'em out and they'll make it on to her list of favorite things and we'll be gazillionaires and then we'll have our own planes. I've always wanted my own plane. Similar to the Criminal Minds plane. I LOVE that plane. Can't you like, patent that, or something real quick-like? And then Jacob can churn 'em out and they'll make it on to her list of favorite things and we'll be gazillionaires and then we'll have our own planes. I've always wanted my own plane. Similar to the Criminal Minds plane. I LOVE that plane.

]]> By: anna http://abdpbt.com/2009/11/23/oprah-owns-everything/comment-page-1/#comment-4814 anna Mon, 23 Nov 2009 15:47:21 +0000 http://www.abdpbt.com/?p=9062#comment-4814 Oh that's right! The guy who made Reese Witherspoon's engagement ring back in the day. We need to get those into production before she files a cease and desist, though. Oh that's right! The guy who made Reese Witherspoon's engagement ring back in the day. We need to get those into production before she files a cease and desist, though.

]]> By: Kerry http://abdpbt.com/2009/11/23/oprah-owns-everything/comment-page-1/#comment-4813 Kerry Mon, 23 Nov 2009 15:23:29 +0000 http://www.abdpbt.com/?p=9062#comment-4813 Oh geez. I would like to gather all of the 19th-century death certificates for children in my research files and send them to Jenny McCarthy. Even if vaccines DID cause autism, I would much rather have an autistic child than a dead one. Whole families of children were routinely wiped out 100 years ago by diseases we can't even pronounce today. Vaccines are good. We're just really, really spoiled. Oh, don't get me started. I could rant all day on this topic. Oh geez. I would like to gather all of the 19th-century death certificates for children in my research files and send them to Jenny McCarthy. Even if vaccines DID cause autism, I would much rather have an autistic child than a dead one. Whole families of children were routinely wiped out 100 years ago by diseases we can't even pronounce today. Vaccines are good. We're just really, really spoiled.

Oh, don't get me started. I could rant all day on this topic.

]]> By: Elizabeth http://abdpbt.com/2009/11/23/oprah-owns-everything/comment-page-1/#comment-4812 Elizabeth Mon, 23 Nov 2009 15:12:15 +0000 http://www.abdpbt.com/?p=9062#comment-4812 Good guess, but I found him. Jacob the Jeweler: <a href="http://www.jacobandcojewelry.com/" target="_blank">http://www.jacobandcojewelry.com/</a> Good guess, but I found him. Jacob the Jeweler: http://www.jacobandcojewelry.com/

]]> By: anna http://abdpbt.com/2009/11/23/oprah-owns-everything/comment-page-1/#comment-4810 anna Mon, 23 Nov 2009 15:09:57 +0000 http://www.abdpbt.com/?p=9062#comment-4810 Harry Winston? Harry Winston?

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