Still Another Piece of Evidence That The Green Movement Is Not Only Pretentious, Annoying, Sick and Macabre, But Also Just An Excuse To Be Cheap And Gross
Oh, green. Green, you have gone wrong. I’m sure people have been doing this since the beginning of time, but to create a cottage industry out reusable toilet paper, and call them “family wipes”? Nononononononononono, Greenies! Wallypop is a company that you might have heard of before, but just in case you haven’t, they make Family Wipes, a disposable toilet paper alternative.
Which is refreshing, because I don’t know about you guys, but the burden I’ve felt from not having a means of reusing and recycling my toilet paper has been a KILLER. And also, because nothing says family togetherness like cutting up a bunch of old pediatric nurse uniforms, sewing them into squares, and using them as a conduit that allows you to share your fecal matter with the rest of your family members via butt cloth.