Blinc Kiss Me Mascara
So this mascara keeps from flaking and running by creating tubes (or tjoobs, if you are from England) around your lashes. That’s right. Tjoobs. That’s why it comes in a little extra tjoob packaging, like a cigar case, kind of. The reason that tjoobs are good to have around your lashes (in lieu of paint, say) is that, if you burst into tears after watching a heartwarming episode of Oprah, you don’t have to worry about your mascara running. Win-win. I will admit that it’s a little strange the first time you experiment with taking it off, because, well, basically, you just sort of rub the tjoobs off with soap and water, and it’s a little bit like having a bunch of black eye boogers come off in your hand. But hey, in the meantime, when you’re out in public, it looks good. And I’m worth it. Oh wait, that’s a different brand. But still.