Mr. Right-Click: See? See that bumper sticker, and it says “Coexist”?
Mr. Right-Click: And there’s a representation of all these religions?
Mr. Right-Click:–but there’s no atheist symbol! They don’t consider atheists!
Me: That’s because atheists don’t want to coexist with people.
Mr. Right-Click:–Aww, OK, fine, but you know what–
Me: Listen, I’m just saying: some of the most militant believers out there, are non-believers. They believe–very strongly–that there’s nothing in which to believe.
Mr. Right-Click: And we, atheists or anti-theists, are what we should be called, we are always left out of this stuff.
Me: And yet you pride yourselves on proselytizing and trying to force your beliefs on people just as much as the next religion!
Mr. Right-Click: That’s right. We try to spread the word.
Me: The word of not having a word.
Mr. Right-Click: Plus, there’s really not a symbol for anti-theism that can fit onto a bumper sticker.
Me: I’ve got your symbol for anti-theism right here [flips middle finger]
Mr. Right Click: . . .
Mini: Here! [Points finger skywards] Here! Here!
Me: Nonono, Mini, don’t listen to Mommy. Don’t do what Mommy does.