- See if Shaq has seen him on Twitter.
- Brainstorm alternative methods for obtaining a pardon from your death sentence–and fast.
- Retrace your steps one by one.
- See if the Lieutenant Governor has a comment to make.
- Try to figure out who the Lieutenant Governor is.
- Check to see if he’s hiding behind clichés from the The Thornbirds.
- If you live in Alaska, check the monologue notes at Worldwide Pants.
- Post pictures around your neighborhood and contact your local humane society.
- Become temporarily distracted by the death of a pop star.
- If you live in Minnesota, check the latest WWF listings.
- See if you can railroad approval for TARP funds through the state’s legislature in his absence.
- If you live in 1930s Louisiana, check the cement foundations of any recent building projects.
- See if he’s waiting in line outside the Apple Store.
- If you live in Illinois, check the FBI wire taps of his phone.
- If you live in Illinois, and the wire taps yield nothing, check underneath his toupée.
- Check to see if he’s eating a salad under a palm tree.
- If you live in California, check the (virtual) cutting room floor at Industrial Lights and Magic.
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I would like to set the record straight and let it be known, here and now, that it was I who first quipped on Twitter: “Does the Appalachian Trail run all the way down to Argentina?” Perhaps my list will be Gubernatorial Pickup Lines (#gubernatorialpickuplines), and No. 1 will be “I like your tan lines.”
lol that’s a good one!
Funny list! So much going on in the news these days.
I have my list of vacation packing mishaps up here.
BWAHAHAHA.
That guy is actually really lucky that Michael Jackson died, or this would be worse.
My list is up.
I agree with Kerry–if MJ hadn’t died, this guy would be wishing he had stayed missing….
My list is up.
If I were unaware of the story that led you to this list, it would still be funny and understandable. You would think that with only 50 governors at a time, we wouldn’t see so many issues. Compared to the current 100 senators, isn’t the fail rate higher?
Holy cow, what a day. List is done and up. Finally.