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45 Abandoned Hallmark Holidays

45 Abandoned Hallmark Holidays

  1. All Taints Day
  2. Bring Your SugarDaddy to Work Day
  3. Hold Me Closer Tiny Dancer Awareness Month
  4. Administrative Actions Day
  5. National General Anesthesia Awareness Week
  6. Friend-Of-A-Friendship Day
  7. Wednesday Is The New Black Friday
  8. Scorched Earth Day
  9. Assumption Of The Virgin Britney
  10. Feast Of The Incorrect Assumption
  11. Purge Of The Foregone Conclusion
  12. Emancipated Minors Day
  13. National Child Star Awareness Month
  14. National Child Star Released From Rehab Week
  15. Armed Child Star Forces Day
  16. Repressed Memorial Day
  17. Default Judgment Day
  18. National Unassisted Homebirth Week*
  19. National I Love Epidurals Week
  20. National Wet Nurses Day and Week
  21. Billie Jean King Junior Day
  22. Sweaty Palm Sunday
  23. Boxing Helena Day
  24. National Visit Your Clergy in Prison Day
  25. Beware the Ides of March Day
  26. Et Tu, Brute? Day
  27. Brash Wednesday
  28. Thank God It’s Not Monday
  29. 1000th Twitter Follower Day
  30. Second Cousins Day*
  31. Underage Labor Day
  32. Barber Day
  33. New Unfounded Fears Day
  34. Impeached Presidents’ Day
  35. National Talk-Like-A-NASCAR-Announcer Day
  36. Wicked Step Mother’s Day
  37. El Dia De Los Clínicamentes Muertos
  38. April Tools Day
  39. M’aidez!
  40. Organ Harvest Moon
  41. Good Riddance Friday
  42. All Shallow’s Eve (Los Angeles)
  43. Heroin Independence Tuesday
  44. Middle Management Appreciation Day
  45. Politicization of Breastfeeding Week (Canada)

*These might actually be real holidays.

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Check out these list lovers:

  1. ABDPBT Personal Finance
  2. Elizabeth at Half Baked, Twice as Good
  3. Juliet
  4. Kerry at Clue Wagon
  5. Eliz at Tink’s Mom Dot Com
  6. Emily

Comments (11)

  1. May 11, 2009

    I’m partial to #3, but as “Hold Me Closer Tony Danza Awareness Month.” One of my favorite misunderstood lyrics of all time.

    Elizabeth´s last blog post..Word to your mutha

  2. You had me from the very first one, and seriously? These were great ’til the last drop.

  3. May 11, 2009

    Hi! I have a list up here but I can’t get your code to work to put your list graphic up on my site.

    Juliet Grossman´s last blog post..Simple Woman’s Daybook: May 11, 2009

  4. May 11, 2009

    @juliet, don’t worry about it! you’re linked up.

  5. May 11, 2009

    Oh and I like your list!

    Juliet Grossman´s last blog post..Simple Woman’s Daybook: May 11, 2009

  6. May 11, 2009

    Awesome! I swear, get someone to do some illustrations and you’ve got a coffee table book.

    becky´s last blog post..Not To Be Judgmental

  7. May 11, 2009

    Elizabeth’s comment CRACKS me up.

    I couldn’t come up with a complete list. After “Secret Asian Man” day, I sort of ran out of ideas.

    The Lawyer Mom´s last blog post..Oh, What a Beautiful Mommy

  8. May 11, 2009

    This is brilliant. So, um, exactly how does one celebrate All Taints Day?

  9. May 11, 2009

    “All Shallow’s Eve” is freakin’ perfect.

    Some of these should be Twitter things, because they are way better than Follow Friday.

    Also, your new RSS subscribe icon thingies are amazing. I have RSS subscribe thingy envy.

    Kerry´s last blog post..3 Reasons Company Culture Matters in Choosing an Employer

  10. May 11, 2009

    @eliz–I’m not sure (not catholic). 🙂

    @Kerry, I found them on deviant art. Or a version of them, anyway. There are some really cool things on there if you have the time to browse for a while.

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