Blinc Kiss Me Mascara
So this is a mascara that keeps itself from flaking and running by creating tubes (or tjoobs, if you are from England) around your lashes. That’s right. Tjoobs. That’s why it comes in a little extra tjoob packaging, like a cigar case, kind of. The reason that tjoobs are good to have around your lashes (in lieu of paint, say) is that, if you burst into tears after watching a heartwarming episode of Oprah, you don’t have to worry about your mascara running. Win-win. I will admit that it’s a little strange the first time you experiment with taking it off, because, well, basically, you just sort of rub the tjoobs off with soap and water, and it’s a little bit like having a bunch of black eye boogers come off in your hand. But hey, in the meantime, when you’re out in public, it looks good. And I’m worth it. Oh wait, that’s a different brand. But still.