Behold the Power of the Blog
Perhaps you recall when Mini told us about his experience at the Americana at Brand, a new shopping center in Glendale that looks remarkably similar to the Grove (and which is, in fact, owned by the same company). Well, in another demonstration of the awesome power of social media, Mini’s wordsmithing prowess has earned him his first celebrity endorsement deal! That’s right–the folks at the Americana at Brand were so taken by Mini’s affectionate words about their property, that they have invited Mini to come to the Americana this weekend and serve as “Trolley Ambassador of the Day.” This gig comes with its own engineer’s cap, free valet parking, and four movie passes. Which will definitely not be used by Mini, but rather by Mini’s parents during “date night,” but please keep that on the down low. Mini still thinks that seeing movies in a theater is no different than at home, and so he tends to get confused when people are annoyed by his jumping around incessantly, pointing at the screen and saying things like, “Dah! Dah!”
Anyway, this is just an elaborate way of saying that you should get your autograph requests in now before he’s working for Nike (e.g. “I am Mini Right-Click. I am Mini Right-Click,”) and doesn’t have time for you people anymore.