The Bad Poop: A One-Act Play
MR. RIGHT-CLICK: Come on, Mini, it’s this way.
MR. RIGHT-CLICK: No, this way.
MR. RIGHT-CLICK: You crapped your pants, dude.
MR. RIGHT-CLICK: Yeah, you can bring your label maker.
ANNA: Hey, buddy.
MR. RIGHT-CLICK: [off stage] That was like a ten out of ten.
MR. RIGHT-CLICK: Oh yeah.
MR. RIGHT-CLICK: You can judge how bad a poop situation is by, if you find yourself washing your hands all the way up to your elbow, it’s not good.
MR. RIGHT-CLICK: Other things you might notice–more than 16 wipes–that’s bad.
ANNA: That many, huh?
MR. RIGHT-CLICK: Also, if the poop has not only filled up the usual spaces, and started to crawl up his spinal area.
MR. RIGHT-CLICK: Also, if you pull the pants down, and you can already see poo, before you even take off the diaper–AND YOU KNOW this is TRUE–
ANNA: Uh huh.
MR. RIGHT-CLICK: And, I don’t know if this is funny, but it’s still true–/p>
MR. RIGHT-CLICK: When Mini’s looking at you, and he’s got a look on his face like, “Sorry, nothing I can do, man. Why’d you feed me two hot dogs for lunch?”