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18 Tweets You Might See, If Freud Used Twitter

18 Tweets You Might See, If Freud Used Twitter


[Author’s note: Look, I’ve never been one to mess with a good thing, and I have no qualms about selling out. So, since last week’s list was such an astounding success, why stray too far off course?]

  1. So, I was like, “Tell me about your father,” and he’s like, “He’s dead.” And so I was like, “And? Your problem is?”
  2. Morning, Tweeps! Got a spring in my step, a twinkle in my eye, & something extra in my coffee this morning. #cocaine sobriety FAIL LULZ
  3. Etsy rocks! This year I’m buying all handmade gifts. That’s right: felt vaginas for everyone! http://twitpic.com/sidv
  4. @JimM So as you were saying, he walked on down the hall, and he came to a door, and he looked inside. Then what happened?
  5. Somebody get @hotdogsladies a copy of my Jokes & Their Relationship to the Unconscious before he makes any more one-liners.
  6. If your thing is gone and you wanna ride on, #cocaine.
  7. @Jung & I were IMing abt who we want to work w/, & he’s all, “just a few minutes alone w/ @RomanP!” But @WoodyA is my personal white whale.
  8. Sure I have ideas better than a dungbeetle, @Kafka. Tons. Come on–a dungbeetle?! But you’ll never know b/c you don’t follow me back.
  9. Kid says, “Fort! Ooooh! Da!” “Fort! Oooh! Da!” Over & over again. Finally I’m like, “That’s what she said, kid.” (m)Other not amused.
  10. “Freudian slip” costume? I don’t get it.
  11. She don’t lie, she don’t lie, she don’t lie. #cocaine.
  12. Don’t flatter yourself, @Lacan. Sometimes a reciprocal follow is just a reciprocal follow.
  13. @Derrida, yeah I GET that it’s a pun, Copernicus. A slip and a picture of me. It’s still not funny.
  14. Still can’t believe I sold everyone on this lie-down-on-the-couch bit. Makes trolling MySpace at work so much easier!
  15. @PornGirls69 Thanks for the follow back! Let’s keep tweeting.
  16. Don’t get me wrong, I love my job. It’s just that sometimes I feel like I’m working with a bunch of neurotics.
  17. Yeah, I know ch 4 of Interpretation of Dreams reads like a New Age dream symbol cheat sheet. Blame laudanum. & Charcot, that fucker.
  18. 808s & Heartbreak?! More like “The Royal Road to Douchebaggery.” #KanyeWest

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Check out these list lovers:

  1. ABDPBT Personal Finance
  2. Mommy Named April
  3. Ginny Marie at Lemon Drop Pie
  4. Becky at Suburban Matron
  5. Keely at Un-Mom
  6. Ginger at Ramble Ramble
  7. Pauvre Plume

Comments (14)

  1. Dec 15, 2008

    That was so funny! Loved the song references. Clapton & Freud? Hmmmm…..

    You were referencing Clapton’s cover of the JJ Cale weren’t you?

    Michele´s last blog post..Frugal leanings or leavings, whichever

  2. Dec 15, 2008

    Charcot is a *total* f*cker.
    What about Melanie Klein, that ho?!


    I’ll list later, promise. I’m going to need a serious break from grading students’ final papers. Freud help me.

    PauvrePlume´s last blog post..Bush almost gets whacked!

  3. Dec 15, 2008

    This list isn’t a sell out at all! Freud giving felt vaginas…too funny!

    Ginny Marie´s last blog post..I Just Can’t Stop…

  4. Dec 15, 2008

    I think these should be a coffee table book. I love them all, but especially 4, 6, and 9.

    I’m listing today, but it’s much more dumber than yours!

    Becky´s last blog post..Thirteen Things I Gots To Gets Done

  5. Dec 15, 2008

    10 & 13, Anna! 10 & 13!

    Deb´s last blog post..Two, two, two times the fun

  6. Dec 15, 2008

    I’m too stupid to understand most of these on the list.

  7. Dec 15, 2008

    heh. Felt vaginas. Think Freud played that old joke? Y’know…”Hey, is this felt?” *fondles whatever he’s referring to* “It is now!”

    …anyway, my list is up. Unsurprisingly, it’s about not blogging.

    (and glad you’ve reappeared)

    Keely´s last blog post..7 reasons I don’t really feel like blogging lately

  8. I thought 10 was my favorite, but then you slipped me 18 and that was awesome. Eh, they were all awesome!

    foradifferentkindofgirl (fadkog)´s last blog post..baby got back (and it hurts like a bitch. plus it’s my actual back, not my ass. sorry for any confusion)

  9. Dec 15, 2008

    I’m all for you exploiting this series. Love them all.

    Oh, and my list is up.

    Ginger´s last blog post..Today sucks and other rays of sunshine

  10. Kerry
    Dec 15, 2008

    Very funny. I didn’t think you could top last week, but I think you might’ve.

    Also, I missed you while you were down. I apparently click here to read comments more often than I thought. Especially while sitting through “The Year Without Santa Claus” for the fourth time in three days.

  11. Dec 15, 2008

    Yep, late again.
    One of these Mondays, I’ll actually post at, like, prior to Monday evening and totally freak the sh*t out of you!

    PauvrePlume´s last blog post..10 Things my mom would say if she walked in my living room right now

  12. […] Citeam ieri diferite chestii pe net si am dat, intamplator, de aceste doua posturi: ce-ar zice Freud daca ar avea twitter si ce-ar zice Shakespeare in aceeasi […]

  13. Ranglin
    Apr 14, 2009

    I follow Merlin Mann, so I really sympathise with #5. I expected lots of great GTD tips and got his strange brand of humour instead! 🙂

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