18 Tweets You Might See, If Shakespeare Used Twitter
- Need Photoshop expert with mad skillz in hiding Adam’s apples. DM me if interested.
- Is it realistic that a king would be convinced his wife is unfaithful based only on a misplaced handkerchief? Pls tweet yes or no kthanxbai.
- I’m not comfortable with the title of bard, yet. I think of myself as an OG Soneteer, really.
- Told @BenJonson I’d be in his play, as long as it wasn’t another freaky masque about mice or some shit. Dude needs to cut down on the absinthe.
- Just unfollowed @GuyKawasaki, dude still hasn’t put me in Alltop, and he updates too damn much about sidewalk chalk & other useless shit.
- Pshaw Virgin Queen! Virgin Queen my ass!
- Of course @KennethBrannaugh is too old 4 Hamlet! Was a 2-film deal w/ Sony tho. Still bitter about @MelG, too. @&%! Hollywood
- So, then, I was like, we can talk all you want about hacks for increasing productivity, but I don’t see anybody coming up with something better than a feather for me to write with.
- Added @CMarlowe to my blogroll, now that I’ve removed the no-asshats policy.
- Mtg at Koi 2nite w/ network execs re 12th nite pilot–wondering if I should lose the flavor-saver? http://twitpic.com/qux4
- @PornGirls69 Thanks for the follow back! Let’s keep tweeting.
- Haven’t tweeted in ten days. Fucking Twilight series!
- RT help @QueenE help you: theaters closed again #plague.
- Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day? Nah.
- To those that unfollowed after the @CMarlowe tweet, whatevs, I’m just saying what everyone else is thinking.
- Looks like somebody’s got a case of the Mondays. I’m looking in your direction @SWRaleigh.
- Anybody ever notice that the Spaniards are always dressed in all black? What’s that about, do you think?
- Like the new album, but yeah, #KanyeWest is a total douchebag.
Everyone be sure to check out my guest post at Oscarelli today–and join me in hoping Jen’s little one turned around and is on his or her way tout de suite!
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