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- Mommy leaving the room.
- Daddy leaving the room.
- Mommy staying in line while Daddy takes me to get something at the deli section of the grocery store.
- Mommy getting in the shower.
- Daddy getting in the shower.
- Daddy going to work.
- Bedtime.
- Bedtime without nightlight.
- Bedtime without proper snuggling procedure.
- Bedtime before 7pm.
- Bedtime after 7pm.
- Going to My Gym with just Daddy and not Mommy.
- Going to My Gym with just Mommy and not Daddy.
- Closing the door.
- Closing the door until it clicks, so that it cannot just be pulled open.
- Taking away a jar full of screws. (?!)
- Putting on shorts.
- Changing diapers.
- Waking up from naps.
- Looking at me funny.
- Breathing in the wrong way.
- Being left with the nanny.
- Being taken away from the nanny.
- Not playing the right way with Thomas the Train.
- The attempt of feeding whilst hunger is absent.
- The attempt of feeding with the wrong kind of food.
- The inability to pick up a 12-pack of diet coke and carry it across the room.
- Not being allowed to drink whatever it is Mommy is drinking, especially if it is coffee.
- Being told not to climb on the stove.
- The giving of the sippy cup whilst not thirsty.
- The refusal to take away the sippy cup, when it is quite clear that I am not thirsty and DO NOT NEED IT.
- The inability to keep turning the bath water faucet all the way to the “H” side without parental units constantly interfering.
- Being told, always, to “BE SUPER EXTRA GENTLE!” whilst chasing after the cats. OK! I get it!
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Again, this is where I am getting my parenting advice and ‘heads up’ from. Thank you.
crazylovescompany´s last blog post..A short but important list of foods that should be considered healthy, but aren’t
Hahhahhah! I could add a few (thousand) to that list.
My cop-out list for the week. happy Monday!
I always got mad when my mom took away the jar of screws.
Perpetua´s last blog post..9 Reasons my Mother-in-Law Freaks Me Out
Lately for us, something as innocuous as “Do you want milk or water?” is enough to launch the kid into hysterics.
My list is up. I don’t think I’ve finished one before 11 am, so I’m doing good today.
eliz´s last blog post..The 30 best things about November
Sounds about right. And I don’t know the proper way to play with Thomas the Train either. Mostly I just get to watch. And my list is up!
Becky´s last blog post..13 Bits of Info About My Mystery Neighbors
Yes, to all of them. What is the obsession with coffee and sodas? I think they must smell it on us. The toddler years are so filled with joy.
Also, I’d like to add: Wiping face after lunch; Removing coins from mouth; Preventing nose dives from the top of the couch.
jenni´s last blog post..Labor Hurts
Yes, to all of them. What is the obsession with coffee and sodas? I think they must smell it on us. The toddler years are so filled with joy.
Also, I’d like to add: Wiping face after lunch; Removing coins from mouth; Preventing nose dives from the top of the couch.
I’m totally in this week, but mine’s up tomorrow!
Sprite’s Keeper´s last blog post..GIVE AWAY!!!!!
Ah, thanks for the forewarning…someday when we have kids I’m sure I’ll look back on this list and chuckle…or cry.
My list is up!
Ginger´s last blog post..14 songs that move me
I love it when people remind me why I don’t have kids. Sometimes I find myself wavering.
Amy´s last blog post..Awesome weekend
Not having a child I can’t really comment on this post. I can say that it’s quite amusing however.
List has been up for a while now.
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Hey Anna! Your list is cracking me up… especially in my preparations for future niece and nephew
I think it would be pretty cool if one or both of them cried whenever I left them… and then my sister and bro-in-law would have to deal with it. And I’d just feel loved. hahahaha
Anyway, I just pogged a list. A paltry list (with only 2 items — someone’s lazy tonight), but a list nonetheless.
PauvrePlume´s last blog post..2 things that would give me ROAD RAGE if I weren’t rage-ophobic.
Crap, I just realized I’m a total loser and forgot to put your awesome little listy link at the end of my pog… I’ll get right on that!
PauvrePlume´s last blog post..2 things that would give me ROAD RAGE if I weren’t rage-ophobic.
So many of these could also apply to cats and dogs that I have known… so, I decided to do a list about my cat.
Cody´s last blog post..Twenty things Max is afraid of…
There were days in toddlerhood where just the fact that I was alive would raise a crying fit. This is one of those things that still causes a problem, 8 years later.
foradifferentkindofgirl (fadkog)´s last blog post..’til now, i always got by on my own. except nope, not really.
Okay, mine’s up!
Sprite’s Keeper´s last blog post..GIVE AWAY!!!!!