[singlepic=271,560,340,,center] . Assemble your materials: a wrapped present, scissors, and double-sided ribbon (this ribbon has different colors on each side, but all you need to do is make sure both sides are finished so that all of the ribbon looks nice when the bow is done. [singlepic=259,560,340,,center] . Wrap the ribbon around the box lengthwise […]
[singlepic=254,560,340,,center] Yes, I have damask print trashbags. So what? [singlepic=255,560,340,,center] I only use them for, you know, special trash. Stop looking at me like that.
“Hey Sarah Palin, just because you’re good at shootin’ doesn’t mean you have the ammo to negotiate with Putin. Are you on coke?” Yeah, I know youtube embeds are annoying, but these are really funny.
It was the summer after your Sophomore year, and by mid-July, frankly, you had already had an assload of Southern California. Oh how the time dragged in those days, when you were gone from campus, and all the freedom from arbitrary drinking ages it provided! You had spent the summer working, off and on, for […]
So, we took Mini up to see my Mom the other day, and she busts out with this old scrapbook of mine, which I haven’t seen since, say, the first Bush was in office. Naah, maybe even since Regan’s second term. Oh yeah, it’s been a while. It’s not even a real scrapbook–it’s one of […]
I went into the bathroom this morning, and the childproof toilet seat thingy was off the toilet. Admittedly, this is one of those “safety” items that might not be as necessary for “safety” as it is for “hygeine.” Still, I was headed into the shower, and Mini was roaming free in the master bedroom, so […]
Thanks to Lolls for this.
[singlepic=240,540,330,,center] Write a post, and then say, “but that is something for another day.” Write a post, and then say, “that is something for another day,” and then never mention it again. Gain weight. Diet. Gain weight and fail, consistently, to stay on a diet. Eat goldfish late at night. Wonder, does the title of […]
Hey everybody, I’m guestposting over at The Stiletto Mom today. Go over there and comment so I don’t look like such a loser. Also, learn about why English Breakfasts, my brother, and in-room British bathrooms are a bad mix.