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Monthly Archives: August 2008

Announcing: The Winner of the Inaugural ABDPBT Sucky Sweepstakes is . . .

[singlepic=99,440,330,,center] . . . well, of course I’m going to make you read a whole post explaining who/what/when/where/why, did you think it would be that easy? Silly readers. OK, so I wanted to award this person for coming up with the best example of stupidity in this past week: Orange 08.13.08 at 1:37 pm Are […]

Aquarium Schuamarium: Another Guest Post By Mini In The Style of Breakfast of Champions

[singlepic=87,440,330,,center] Mommy said since everybody liked my last guest post, and because it caused “a spike in her page views,” she would let me post again sometime. Today she has to go see somebody called Psychiatrist, who I think is the person who convinces her that staying in bed all day and forcing me to […]

Yes, Sadly, It is Possible to Operate a Motor Vehicle When You Have a Blood Alcohol Level of 0.24%, and This is How I Know: Part Two

Before I begin today, I want to remind everyone to enter our inaugural ABDPBT Sucky Sweepstakes. Your entries must be posted in the comment section of this post by 10:00 a.m. on Wednesday, August 20, 2008. Good luck! When we left off, I was handcuffed in the back of a highway patrol car somewhere off […]