How Do I Love Thee, [Google Reader,] Let Me Count The Ways
RGB tedium, boatloads of pink
Too many columns, too many I say!
Better to read black on white, don’t you think?
Save your begging for a real rainy day!
All absent now, save I follow a link,
WAIT. People use it for me, too? THYS!
(Ok, I know the rhyme scheme is fucked up in that last line. Poetic license.)