HELL-O? HAVE YOU ENTERED THE SUCKY SWEEPSTAKES YET? TIME IS RUNNING OUT!
Listen, people, I know it’s not this, but you can’t let that stop you from entering the inaugural ABDPBT Sucky Sweepstakes. How am I supposed to convince the sponsors that this is a lucrative product placement opportunity if you don’t all enter? I know some of you have, and there are already a bunch of “This Week in Stupid” entries that look pretty tough to beat. But don’t let that stop you–throw your hat into the ring. New Jersey, I’m looking in your direction.
The deadline is 10:00am on Wednesday, August 20, 2008. Get cracking!