Diamancel Foot File
Ahh, the Diamancel foot file, one of the greatest things to come out of my message boarding career. For those of you not fortunate enough to be acquainted with the Diamancel foot file, let me be the first to introduce you. The Diamancel is not an ordinary foot file–it is made with diamonds. Yes, that’s right, diamonds. The toughest substance on earth, even tougher than the callouses on my disgusting feet! Now, many of you will scoff at the price (currently about $48), but this puppy will last you for years. I bought mine (the Tough Buffer model, #11) for $40 back in 2002 from Beauty.com and it’s still going strong today. Use it for a few minutes every night before bed and your feet will be softer than a baby’s butt. Seriously, I know.