Date Zero with Laker Guy
Rather than recap this date ad nauseum and explain things to you with concrete descriptions such as “He has an Audi A8” (Not bad, but Eh.) and “He has no lips” (Gahh–is that a birth defect?!), let me just put it to you this way:
There are two types of people in the world, those who like Curb Your Enthusiasm and those who don’t “get it.” Laker Guy is the latter.
Not. Going. To. Work.
And with that, I am out of lobsters.