I wore: blue long-sleeved t-shirt (tight–+1 sluttiness), khaki cargo pants (form fitting, very low rise–+2 sluttiness), old skool nike sneakers (-1 sluttiness), hair down (+1 sluttiness), pearl earrings (sluttiness neutral), NARS lipstick in Dolce Vita (a sheer pink–sluttiness neutral), cooler-than-thou Revo sunglasses (sluttiness neutral). Overall sluttiness score: +3, minor bordering on average sluttiness. Mr. Rogers […]
Mr. Rogers is so named because, well, he lives on my street. ON MY STREET, people. This is a city of 6 million people or wtf ever it is, with like 80 million different neighborhoods. This dude writes to me and as it turns out, we’re neighbors. And it’s a wonderful day in the neighborhood, […]
Gaaah, Lantern Jaw kissed me. Must recover before I can retell the experience.
Rather than recap this date ad nauseum and explain things to you with concrete descriptions such as “He has an Audi A8” (Not bad, but Eh.) and “He has no lips” (Gahh–is that a birth defect?!), let me just put it to you this way: There are two types of people in the world, those […]
June 17, 2004, 7:00pm, La Poubelle Cafe, Hollywood. I made plans to meet AllBusiness at a restaurant/bar by my house. AllBusiness lives in a part of town opposite mine, so he called me at about 8:30 to tell me he was on his way, and should be on time. I got there on time and […]
LanternJaw and I met at–oh, would that I were making this up, my friends–an Indian restaurant called Tantra in Silverlake. I wore the signature Mid-to-Late-June-2004 DZ Outfit (pls cf. DZ with AllBusiness report for description thx), and thus was rocking a Sluttiness Factor of +2, which (thankfully) only registers as minor sluttiness. LanternJaw is a […]
[singlepic=10,440,330,,center] June 3, 2004, 8:00 p.m., The Urth Caffe, West Hollywood. Let me tell you about a dating experience that goes well beyond the usual DZasters to which I have submitted myself of late. First of all, planning anything with ShortAsshole is extremely difficult because he is very busy, you see, “building [his] practice” and […]