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Monthly Archives: June 2004

Date Zero with Mr. Rogers

I wore: blue long-sleeved t-shirt (tight–+1 sluttiness), khaki cargo pants (form fitting, very low rise–+2 sluttiness), old skool nike sneakers (-1 sluttiness), hair down (+1 sluttiness), pearl earrings (sluttiness neutral), NARS lipstick in Dolce Vita (a sheer pink–sluttiness neutral), cooler-than-thou Revo sunglasses (sluttiness neutral). Overall sluttiness score: +3, minor bordering on average sluttiness. Mr. Rogers […]

Date Zero with LanternJaw, Part the Second

LanternJaw and I met at–oh, would that I were making this up, my friends–an Indian restaurant called Tantra in Silverlake. I wore the signature Mid-to-Late-June-2004 DZ Outfit (pls cf. DZ with AllBusiness report for description thx), and thus was rocking a Sluttiness Factor of +2, which (thankfully) only registers as minor sluttiness. LanternJaw is a […]

Date Zero with Short Asshole; Or, The. Worst. DZ. Ever.

[singlepic=10,440,330,,center] June 3, 2004, 8:00 p.m., The Urth Caffe, West Hollywood. Let me tell you about a dating experience that goes well beyond the usual DZasters to which I have submitted myself of late. First of all, planning anything with ShortAsshole is extremely difficult because he is very busy, you see, “building [his] practice” and […]