May 18, 2004, 7:30 p.m., Pig ‘n’ Whistle, Hollywood. My outfit: • AG HIGH FASHION jeans • black not very exciting low heels • white camisole • sheer light blue shirt with buttons down front, three buttons undone, so you can see top of camisole but not *quite* cleavage (very daring for me) • dangly […]
As if to underscore my impression that most OL-D lobsters are interchangeable, I have the following new lobsters: Tony Tony Note: a “lobster” is an online dating prospect. This term was invented by a friend of mine, who is known in the intrawebnet world as “Lolly Pop.” She referred to checking her email for online […]
one email in email history that I never received; and one 26 year old without a picture. I think he suspects that, as an older woman, I must *know* stuff about sex. After emailing match, I received the following response: Thank you for contacting Match.com. At this time, we apologize for any inconvenience, but we […]
In online dating news, every wink-wanker under 5’10 and over 225 lbs in my greater metropolitan area seems to think I am in their league. But then, maybe I am. Who’s to say? IF the market will support it, if the market will support it . . . What is a wink-wanker, you ask? One […]
May 8, 2004. Mexican Restaurant by Bourgeois Pig, Hollywood. I wore: jeans, black knit sweater top that is short sleeved and somewhat see through (I wore a camisole underneath). Kitten heels, Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab perfume in “Old New Orleans.” He wore (gag): a shirt I suspect he wanted to make him seem “casual” (it […]